AISubs v3.7
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No, no, no, no.
Be quiet.
You are early today. Aren't you going to a hotel?
Yes, I am going to a hotel.
Can you press the button for "what time is it now"?
It is 4:50am now.
Please be careful.
Today...
We will do a real wake-up prank.
Finally, I'm going to do it.
I've been thinking about doing it since last August.
It's been about a year, but I'm finally going to do it.
You touched me like this, didn't you?
Good morning.
Wake up.
Wake up prank.
Good morning.
Serizawa-san?
Did you wake up?
I'm scared.
Nakamura-san is here.
Manager-san.
I'm scared.
I thought you were a ghost.
Did you think I was a ghost?
I'm scared.
Good morning.
I'm scared.
Are you in Serizawa-san's town?
Yes.
Good morning.
I'm scared.
I thought you were a ghost.
I heard a strange sound.
What did you hear at first?
I heard a sound.
The door was open.
Isn't it early in the morning?
What time is it now?
It's 5:15 in the morning.
It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
What did you say today?
Oiso Long Beach.
Why are you staying on Oiso Long Beach?
Let's go there by bus.
Let's stay at Oiso Long Beach.
Let's stay at Oiso Prince Hotel.
Let's stay there.
Today's work is over.
Are you kidding me?
I thought you were a ghost.
I'm not a ghost.
What is this?
This is YouTube.
I have a YouTube channel called IJIRI OKADA.
This is a video that will remain for the rest of my life.
This is the worst.
But this is the best.
SERIZAWA, what do you think of this?
I pretend to be asleep and do it again.
I haven't done anything yet.
I do it before I go to the washroom.
I'm going to wash my hands from now on.
SERIZAWA's skills will be tested from now on.
Until I say good morning, you say something weird and collapse.
Can I do it again?
I don't make mistakes when I'm awake.
SERIZAWA, thank you very much.
Why do I look like this?
I'm very nervous.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Wait a minute!
This is only the beginning!
We will begin in a minute!
Okay!
Good morning!
Wake up!
What?
It's a wake-up prank!
What?
Wake up!
Wake up! Good morning!
Who are you?
I'm Izzy Okada, 34 years old.
Good morning!
Can you tell me your size?
88, 60, 90 or 95.
It's wide.
90 or 90, it's wide.
Since you are chubby and do gravure,
you will do poses you are good at.
But you have various shapes, so it's difficult.
But I can do it.
I have black underpants.
You will do your best pose and it will be a great success.
Have you done gravure since 5:30 in the morning?
No, I haven't.
It's been 5 hours and 36 minutes since you joined the entertainment world.
Please show me your pose!
It's great!
Wow! 95!
95 is great!
Wow! It's great!
Let's show it on the DVD of "hiding my head and dying without hiding it".
Ready, go!
Success!
Hiding my head and dying without hiding it
I have a good news for you.
Haruna from your agency is staying at your house.
Really?
If you don't mind me asking you a question.
Would you like to move in with me?
Would you like me to move in with you?
I would love to!